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Best Programming Jokes devtopics.com
    How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?   remove
    "Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause…."Java."   remove

    A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air.  His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack?  Smoking is hazardous to your health!" 

    To which the man replies, "I am a programmer.  We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

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    At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."   remove
    The first student responds, "Good choice!  Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."   remove

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